C1, C2 and I were walking to school this morning…
“Mum, don’t step on the footpath cracks,” says Caleb.
‘Uh-oh,” I worry, ‘Have we got ourselves a child with OCD tendencies?’
You know, like Jack Nicholson’s character in Something’s Gotta Give.
‘Why not?” I ask, tentatively.
“Don’t step on the cracks or else the crackodile will eat you up!” he says.
His sister joins in the chuckles.
My kids. They crack me up.